The Politics of Adoption: Kamala Harris, Heir of The Hearst Empire, Daughter of The Gay Black Deep State; Yours Truly The Unlikely Son of The Secret Mormons...

If Newsom is a Getty is Kamala a Hearst?

Sorry I’m a little late here. I was traveling with the CEO of one of my portfolio companies — Censys Tech — this weekend so I didn’t get to say all that I wanted to say about the debate. I’ll have another post in a second about what’s going on in the state of Deseret and the crazed Mormon Trump assassin subsequently but let me tackle this one first.

Did you enjoy the debate? To be honest I thought it was so-so.

The characters seemed pretty contrived. But hey, what do you expect from a Disney production? After all, Disney owns ABC News.

You’d be forgiven for thinking it is as all professional wrestling what with The Donald saying that Kamala did “a good job” at the September 11th memorial service. Seemed fake. Who won the debate? Who could tell?

Isn’t that how so much of life is these days? Our television, our politics is like the food — saccharin and overly-produced. The Wonder Breadization, if you will. The writers are really phoning it in this season, aren’t they?

Well except for this fun little ditty:

“In Springfield they’re eating the dogs... They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the pets of people that live there.”

The Simpsons showed us that Springfield was Anytown, America so Trump is saying that small town America is under assault.

Is it? Or is this all a bit much?

We went from “grab ‘em by the pussy” to “they’re eating the [pussy]” in eight short years. Oh dear.

Of course the twisted genius of the “they’re eating the cats” meme is that it winds up helping Harris while defending Trump from Vance’s weird stuff.

Trump can be seen to love pets even though he doesn’t have one while Vance reminds the cat lovers that childless and catless is a bit too much for any woman to take. Starlet Taylor Swift’s swift endorsement as a “childless cat lady” completes the cognitive frame. It’s rude to point that Harris and Swift are obvious lesbians — who better than to protect women than a lesbian cop? Who better to seduce a young lass with chansons than someone who knows a woman’s touch? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

It can even be hot. There’s a sort of lesbian who delivers the smack of firm government, the sort of “law and order” Republicans campaign on but never quite seem to deliver. I’ve been around these types my whole life and they’ve been powerful, if unexpected, allies of mine. It started young in my life and I have rejoiced in their friendships and alliances.

In the final analysis Trump, with his ambivalence on abortion, can’t be seen to walk back his pro-life position but he can still be made to defend the pussies.

The French flag in the style of the California Bear Republic.

You’re supposed to believe that Harris’s marriage to Doug is real rather than political. But come on man, to borrow President Biden’s phrase. If it feels oh so French it’s probably because California is America’s France — technological, glamorous, urban, post-industrial, and agricultural. An envious America hates California but like all great hates there’s more than a little love embedded. Just because you can’t afford paradise doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate it. And maybe, just maybe you can afford it when all the prices come down.

I couldn’t afford California either when I first arrived and to be honest I grew a bit resentful of how little California offered me and how much it cost, how many criminals were out and about, trying to get me. But I’m used to loving things, women, countries more than they love me back so it was only natural that I’d get seduced over and over again. Is it an abusive relationship? Well maybe I like being abused.

My father told me when I first left for California that I was a Westerner and that he doubted I’d ever be back to Massachusetts. He was right. I’ve spent years of my life in Texas and Virginia but I have never forgotten the hold that California has on me and my imagination.

As soon as I could I got as far away from Massachusetts — its rules, its dreariness, its casual classist cruelty. In Massachusetts people ask what college you’re going to. This is the Massachusetts title of nobility. In Los Angeles, you’re free to be whoever you want to be. They speak of celebrities as if they know them. They ask what you’re watching or what hiking trails you prefer.

There’s an experiment going on in California and in Los Angeles in particular. We’ll talk about that another time but don’t think I don’t know it’s happening because it’s obviously happening.

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America occupies the Golden State like she does Texas and Florida. Of course you’re not really allowed to run America from California if you’re a true Californian. The only two presidents California has produced — Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon — were more inflicted on America than anything else.

Illinois-born Reagan was quickly shipped out to sell America on California’s promise — he could do less harm in D.C. where his sunny optimism might even attract others to the land of make believe. Richard Nixon — closeted, middle class, Quaker — was never allowed to become California’s governor.

The best of America and the world were summoned and then trapped within California. Governor Schwarzenegger was born in Austria. Governors Deukmejian and Davis were born in New York. Governor Pete Wilson is from Illinois.

The master of all masters is Willie Brown, son of the Black Deep State and East Texas. You can thank Willie Brown for what he’s done to stop Sam Altman in San Francisco.

You get adopted by the state and then the state allows you to represent it to the rest of the country. Likely next Senator Adam Schiff was born in Framingham, Massachusetts; current Senator Laphonza Butler is from Magnolia, Mississippi. Senator Alex Padilla was born in Los Angeles to Mexican-born parents.

That’s effectively what happened with Harris, too, who while born in Berkeley, has immigrant parents — Tamil and Jamaican deep states. She was adopted by Oakland. She can't be a threat to California’s political families because she has no heirs. She doesn't pose that sort of challenge to the real political structure of California.

Harris, too, who while born in Berkeley, has immigrant parents. She was adopted by Oakland as her acceptance speech made clear. She can't be a threat to California’s political families because she has no heirs. She doesn't pose a challenge to California's real political structure. On the contrary Kamala is a weapon of part of it against another part of it — Hearst versus Getty.

To get there it’s important to understand that Nancy Pelosi, ever the daughter of the Italian mafia, wanted Gavin Newsom. Joe Biden outmaneuvered her — and Obama, the black face of the Chicago Russian-Jewish mafia — by picking Kamala.

Newsom, for his part, is the fail son of Alfred Newsom, consigliere to the Getty family. Jean Paul Getty wrote a fantastic autobiography, As I See It, that included his friendships with some very impressive people, including kings and queens and presidents. He left out his close admiration for Hitler. I suppose it happens. But of course Getty was likely working for us and for the Russians and for the British and for himself. These things happen.

Gavin Newsom’s grandfather Alfred worked with former SS Gestapo member Otto von Bolschwing who had been brought to the U.S. by the CIA under Operation Paperclip.

No, we were never going to get a high speed train built so long as Governor Newsom was in office.

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But what of the Hearsts?

Deeper connoisseurs of the Charles Johnson lore will know that I once upon a time lived in Clovis, California, where I was pretty happy even if I was lonely.

My wife at the time — a phrase taught to me by a Californian, incidentally — was doing her pharmacy tour.

The hit piece ran against me in the local news — “Most Hated Man On The Internet Lives in Fresno.”

I later learned that the piece’s author was Corin Hoggard, a Mormon. I’m still not sure if that means anything and if so, what. We talked a little bit about the church and I said that while I wasn’t a member I was married in a secular ceremony by a Mormon friend. He seemed dejected. He later went to go work at Fox in Minnesota. Weird stuff.

But one thing the piece did reveal was my love of Hearst Castle.

Hearst Castle was also the scene of where future human trafficker Matt Michelsen threw Joe Lonsdale in a swimming pool. Michelsen later bragged to me that they had raised so much money.

Joe Lonsdale, September 28, 2013

Is this not a desecration of a temple? Is there not going to be a reckoning over it? What if the land around Hearst Castle burns?

I rag on Paul Graham for being a Tory/Russian money launderer and if you spend enough time in San Francisco you’ll learn rather quickly that the reason it’s expensive is because it’s so criminal. It’s a money laundering haven which pushes up property values.

The world is getting warmer and the fire insurance acts as a giant tax over everyone. For those who own land that suits them just fine. That includes the Mormon church, which is one of the largest landholders in the United States.

It’s ultimately the responsibility of the Mormon world to protect these assets.

My suspicion is that a future California is drones flying around policing areas where forest fires could break out — and everyone else moving into cities with their e-bikes and their electric trains. If no one else does it, I’ll do it.

That’s not that crazy a thing to contemplate, especially as Mitt Romney remains a top ranking Senator at Homeland Security before he retires at the end of the year.

But it will mean that the Department of Homeland Security is going to have to get smarter — and fast — about how it procures drones. No more Chinese or Israeli parts for drones which don’t work, please! And no more talk of armageddon — World War III! — and nuclear weapons.

California’s forest fire smoke drifts into Utah, and they’ve already begun to trigger the stranger cult members thinking it’s hastening the apocalypse — a disturbing prospect they wanted to bring about on January 6th and something which Clearview.AI, the facial recognition I helped cofound, helped stop.

Romney owns property in San Diego. He’s acutely aware of the dangers of increased fire damage.

You’re not thinking very hard if you don’t understand why both Peter Thiel and Governor Jerry Brown attend a funeral for René Girard. This chart alone could explain it.

And so very well could be this photo.

Mitt and Ann Romney at the Paris Olympics

Were I Romney I’d begin investing in this sort of future.

That requires an accurate appraisal of what really happened in January 6th and a reckoning with the Mormon cultists who wanted to overthrow our government — and who have been working with Israeli and Chinese foreign interests to kill President Donald Trump and target yours truly.

Romney and I are moving toward to an alliance against a common opponent — the criminal Huntsman family.

Only by closely aligning can we save the country we love.

Of course that’s going to require an uncomfortable conversation about secret Mormons and the American deep state.

Fortunately I’m well positioned to answer that for you — because I am a secret Mormon.

I’ll explain in a subsequent post.